This astonishing video turned up on Facebook and we just HAD to share it with you. It seems to have been made recently in the midst of Michael Jackson’s famous dermatologist, Dr Arnie Klein’s, bankruptcy problems. He’s shown discussing his facial rejuvenation techniques and demonstrating them on, of all people, Janice Dickinson. An observer described it as “surreal.”
Posted by Janet on February 24, 2012
Celebrities love the luxury and beauty of Maui, and this ageing action hero used to be a frequent visitor – but that’s over. There are only two 5 star hotel options on the island and this actor has been BANNED from both. Both hotels had the same problem. The actor used to rent massive suites for himself and his family but maids were horrified to find human feces on the floor, on furniture – even in the bathtub! SOMEBODY didn’t care where they pooped! The actor tried to blame it on a child but the size of the mess indicated it came from an adult.
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By the analyst
On February 24, 2012 at
This “doctor” needs a complete psychological assessment. The word “con artist” comes to mind. Janice, you look awful.
By Palermo
On February 24, 2012 at
I’m not even going to click on it, cause I think Janice is hideous looking
By Muffie
On February 24, 2012 at
Ahem, Janice Dickinson is not exactly the best poster child for him to advertise his “skills”. Janice Dickinson & Joan Rivers look like the ugly step-sisters of Frankenstein. Ugh, talk about too much of a “good thing”, if that’s your thing.
By Muffie
On February 24, 2012 at
I guess “child” would be a bit of a stretch!
By Denise
On February 24, 2012 at
I’ll pass too. I also wouldn’t call it “surreal”. Icky is more like it.
By Bluejay
On February 24, 2012 at
All that compulsive rocking back and forth of “Dr.” Klein made me seasick.
By forrest gump
On February 24, 2012 at
her life insurance isn’t LEGAL any longer.
By Patrick
On February 24, 2012 at
Hey?! Does that stuff make a penis look fresh and rejuvinated?
Can you get it without needles?
I’m, um, asking for a friend.
By anonTWO
On February 24, 2012 at
all 3 people being filmed for this presentation look terrible
By Reta
On February 24, 2012 at
Bluejay, I agree completely! I also noticed he repeated himself over and over and seemed to slur his words or have some sort or speech impediment because he was sure difficult to understand. (Perhaps his detures are from “Costco”?!)
Janice, at the beginning, he says she has no bottom face, then he says she has no chin, he does NOTHING for any of THIS problem by the way (insulting as those comments are). He AND she state this is totally, entirely painless, while she is being photographed wincing like all hell! Then he doesn’t show a before and after so we can compare!
Let’s “face” it…the woman is, and has been for a VERY long time, totally hideous, both inside and out. Stick as many needles in her and flush her with as much crap as you can mix up from your cupboards (Jello, anyone? I prefer the lime) and you’ll STILL have a raving, distorted monster with fake tits, a mouth like a catfish, and raisins for eyes.
We won’t even discuss what this quack did to Michael Jackson, but Janice might want to whisper in his ear “Where’s Michael’s NOSE? Where have you stashed it, or have you made some concoction out of it? YIKES! Is THAT what you just shot into my neck?”
By the analyst
On February 25, 2012 at
Reta….you funny….and bang on!
By Walt Cliff
On February 25, 2012 at
With the help of Rudy Wells and Oscar Goldman, we could make her better than before just like they did Jaime Sommers.
By Strom
On February 25, 2012 at
As long as she has the catfish lips and clown’s mouth nothing he does will help.
By Don With a D
On February 25, 2012 at
For reasons beyond me, few people are willing to talk about how dental work can alter one’s whole appearance: for better and for MUCH worse. The list of celebrities with bad dental work is endless, yet rarely talked about (Nick Cage, Liz Taylor, Regis Phillpin, Jack Lemon, and Trump, as some of the worst that come to mind) Fillers seem like a very poor and disturbing “quick fix” for problems with the lower half of the face. The results are almost always creepy and unnatural.
By anonTWO
On February 25, 2012 at
Poor dental work can be redone with a good result but once your face looks like Janice Dickensen or Micheal Jackson there is no turning back.
This guy is a quack and a hack and must be a 1000xs old, I would never let him near me with a syringe.
If he thinks his work is good, he is mistaken.
By Denise
On February 25, 2012 at
Walt, Janice is hardly worth $6 never mind $6million. How do you remember these character’s names?
By Nelson Aspen
On February 25, 2012 at
This just proves that nothing beats good genes and growing old gracefully.
By Reta
On February 25, 2012 at
Give me Betty White any day over this wax bitch! Betty was and still is beautiful and a real doll, beloved by all in the biz and fans too numerous to count. Not a bad word ever heard about her. Funny as hell, but when you see a close up of her face you still see the beauty that she was when she was young, it is still there, and she has the prettest sparkling blue eyes!
Janice can spend all the money she wants on her nasty mug and she’ll never come close to being as radient as Betty White! Give me natural any day over plastic, fake, wax looking creeps!
By forrest gump
On February 26, 2012 at
it’s like turning DIARRHOEA into CONCRETE, folks!!
By Kait
On February 26, 2012 at
She looks good from a distance, but up close you can see aging skin that no doctor can “fix” and plastic surgery that hasn’t aged well. He may mask her botched facial work, but her eyes and nose are not ready for their closeup. And never will be.
Her face is now as rough around the edges as her personality. Take note, ladies.
By Alessandra Gelmi
On February 26, 2012 at
Actually, I think Dr. Klein is a genius and pioneer in his field. His work is spell binding.
By the analyst
On February 26, 2012 at
“spell binding?” Surely you jest!!!!! He should start by “working” on himself. Why are plastic surgeons always so ugly or plain ordinary looking, with few exceptions? But he needs the psychological work first!That will take years!
By K Dee
On February 27, 2012 at
When I was 13 I started using Yogurt for a homemade facial to combat acne and it worked!
I have kept doing home spa days on a weekly basis…with cheap facial packets from the local drug store and natural remedies like cucumber slices…ever since. I’m 40 who is taken for 25 a lot!
By R U Joking
On February 28, 2012 at
I love that the needle is marked “Single Use Only” and he is sticking it in over and over and over!